Sunday, March 16, 2008

Rejected People Poll Questions

1. How do you cope with the banality of your life?

2. What's your best hangover cure?

3. Sure, Jesus was black. But was he black enough?

4. What was your favorite scene in the Garfield Movie?

5. Would you rather die in a regular fashion, or in the apocalypse?

6. What's the greatest lie you ever told?

7. Are you now, or have you ever been, a member of the Communist Party? (circa 1947)

8. What's your favorite chapter of the Kama Sutra?

9. What was the nuttiest thing your dog ever told you to do?

10. Who's your favorite polka band?

11. What's your preferred method for destroying DNA evidence?

12. Who's hunkier: Dennis Kucinich or Fred Thompson?

13. What's the one thing you've never told your spouse about your college days?

14. What annoys you most about your boss?

15. What's your favorite Uwe Boll movie?

16. Tell me again - what's funny about Family Guy?

17. What's the deal with nipples on men?


Also, this is maybe the most genius tweaking of a comic strip since the Defunctional Family Circus: http://garfieldminusgarfield.tumblr.com/.

1 Comments:

Blogger Unknown said...

Hey Alex, You left out the big important People Poll question of the day! Do you think the politicians in Darby will EVER get their act together? Let me be the first to answer....¡Cuándo el Jefe de Policía se jubila ellos acaban de conseguir juntos!

April 16, 2008 at 12:15 AM 

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