"Caucasian Zombie"
"Iggy Pop Rocks N' Coke"
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Tenors"
"Rick Dekard and the Nexus 6"
"The Brian Seltzer Massacre"
"DostoYESky and the blue notes from thee velvet underground" (supergroup)
"Prince Paul Revere and the Raiders"
"Carnival of Soul"
"Franz Ferdinand" (actually exists)
Special guest contributor Brittany Anne Lee:
"Willie Horton Heat"
"Hell on Acid"
"Don Cheadle and the Hotel Rawandas"