You know what I love eating? Chicken and eggs. At the same ...time. Ooooohohoho. Yeah.
It's like saying: "We have completely dominated you, as a species." There's just no getting over that. It's even better if there are wings involved. Then you get the whole looking-down-at-a-pile-of-bones thing when you're done, and hey - who doesn't like that?
Oh, also, for anyone out there who still acutally eats the genetically bastardized "chicken" KFC is peddling: A sauceless, breaded chicken wing? Um, that's a McNugget. With a bone stuck in the middle. Dummy.