Just in case you were ever deluded enough to think we might be living in an enlightened age:
http://www.tampabays10.com/news/local/article.aspx?storyid=79533
So, can we just cut Florida loose at this point? Or at least go hand out some Harry Potter books?
I would, actually, if I wasn't so sure they'd just wind up on a pyre directly below my bound feet. Seriously, it's like the freakin' "Lottery" down there. And if you think that sounds "elitist," well ... you're right.
I am better than Florida. Hell, even Tennessee's better than Florida.
Deal with it, orange grove.